Publisher's Synopsis
Like if Terry Pratchett and Christopher Moore got together and had an idiot child.
George was an ordinary peasant, with parents who abandoned him to join up with pirates and a terrible family secret he carries around his neck.
But when his boss is eaten by an ogre, George gets caught up in a self-inflicted conspiracy concerning princesses, magicians, suave knights... and dragons. Things are getting complicated...
Chase away the darkness with George and his friends in this hilarious and heartwarming riff on George and the Dragon by USA Today bestselling author Kate Danley! George proves that heroes are not born, they're made.
