Publisher's Synopsis
CATS ARE A**HOLES
If you're frowning and feeling offended by the above statement, this book is not for you. May I suggest you click on a sweet, heartwarming story about a homely kitten rescued from a rainstorm who grew up to save his entire family from a crazed band of terrorists, who lost an eye and a couple of legs in the process but lived joyfully the rest of his life running around in one of those two-wheeled thingies they strap on handicapped animals.*
For the rest of you, may I offer you a thousand warm welcomes, the virtual cocktail of your choice, and a book full of sarcastic feline humor to keep you amused for a few hours. You're my kind of people.
Here's what's inside:
- The Ugly Truth About 12 Popular Cat Breeds
- 12 Crazy-Ass Cat Behaviors Explained
- 16 Positions Cats Lie in That Prove They're as Weird as Everyone Says
- A Woefully Incomplete Guide to Cat Anatomy
- Your Cat is the Reason Why...
- 24 Random Facts About Cats That Most People Couldn't Care Less About
- 20 Ways to Get Back at Your Cat
- 12 Things Cats are Actually Good For
- If Cats Starred In the Movies
*Any kittens in these pages are guaranteed to be certified A**holes in Training, clawing their way over each other to be top of their class.
