Publisher's Synopsis
A selection of my poems.
"Very enjoyable and inventive playing and dancing with words." Henry Normal You might want to buy this book if:- You have a gap on your poetry bookshelf between Gertrude Stein and Jonathan Swift
- You don't have a poetry bookshelf but you do like funny stuff
- You want to find out what kind of poem might contain the phrase "Plastic Viking Helmets"
- It's about the right price as a gift for someone who likes this kind of thing
- You have a wobbling table and need something this thick to put under one of the legs
- You like short, simple, accessible, light hearted poems that rhyme and all that