Publisher's Synopsis
It was a long weekend for Kong, and in no way a vacation; even though, he was on a tropical island retreat.
"Just cut to the chase 'n tell them I'm in a 'fight to the death' kung fu tournament."
Kong has to fight because the tournament's organizer kidnapped his girlfriend, Anne, and is holding her prisoner.
"And that is no way to treat a special lady. So, I'm gonna' bust some heads and get her back."
To f&%k with our gorilla hero, the tournament leader, disguises Anne, and enters her into the fight.
"I'm gonna' rip their spines out like straws pulled from their paper wrappers!"
