Publisher's Synopsis
"Attention Asshole! Anonymous Citations for Inconsiderate Dog Owners" is an adult novelty book filled with 48 simplistic black & white inconsiderate dog owner citations, which are a little bold and a little polite. Cut out citations with the six phrases - Eight citations for each phrase. Each citation is titled "Attention Asshole!" Sample phrases: "Please tell your dog he forgot to pick up his sh#t today! Thanks!" - "Please tell your dog his sh#t does stink and the rest of us would like to breathe fresh air when we are outside! Thanks!" - "Please tell your dog to shut the f#ck up so the rest of us can get some sleep! Thanks!" We want you to be happy with your purchase; please sign into your Amazon account to access full-view of the sample pages with the 'Look Inside' tool before purchasing. All novelty books are printed on a non-glossy industry standard white paper stock. Visit Bridget's Amazon page to view more adult novelty books: www.amazon.com/author/bridgethiggins
