Publisher's Synopsis
What happens when a legendary loser gains the power to change the course of his life forever? Can he make the choices to change for the better or will it feel better to continue down the path of chaos? A man riddled with personality flaws, filled with intoxicating substances, and continually deceptive to everyone in his life, which has dwindled down to two childhood friends, has been jettisoned on a grimly magical journey to the center of reality itself. Traveling through time isn't what we thought it was.