These days, who doesn't want to be a lesbian? In literature and life, entertainment and sport, lesbians are the arbiters of what's hot and what's chic. However, like anything which requires a major break with old habits, becoming a lesbian is not the easiest thing in the world to do. There are rules.
In this comprehensive, if irreverent, self-help manual, Helen Eisenbach throws open the closet door and makes effortless what was considered a difficult lifestyle. By sharing her professionalism on the nuances of the language, and the correct way to seduce one's brother's girlfriend, she takes the reader through to the big question: who does what to whom in the bedroom?