Publisher's Synopsis
Do you remember the story about that knobhead Boris from Eton who kept his 12 children secret from his new wife? Or the poor lad Keir from Oxted who could never get off the fence after he was born with the rare and horrific condition of having a fence post stuck up his arse? And who could forget Jacob from Somerset, the Victorian-obsessed perv who kept calling his girlfriend 'nanny' as he finished? Or for those who prefer the mystical, a paranormal expert investigates the shocking reports of the haunted Tesco Express in Windsor, where a racist ghost has recently been tormenting shoppers in the World Foods aisle.