Publisher's Synopsis
26 stories about self loathing and OH, THE PLACES YOU DON'T WANT TO GO. They're all here in these twisted stories of the future, the present, and the past. Between these pages, you will discover THE ATOMIC WEIGHT OF SIN is only a STONE'S THROW away from BEYOND THE LANDS OF TOMORROW. Such delicious SPACE PUSSY to taste, but be careful. It may lead to PINK ELEPHANTITUS. You will need a LICENSE TO EVOLVE in order to be a BIG SKINNY DIPPER. And at the SCHOOL OF HYPER-KINETIC THOUGHT you just may find the PERFECT YOU. But it's only MENTAL EXCREMENT. Now, I AM AN ALIEN! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? You can be THE FIRST OF THE LAST. A FUTANT on AXOL-7, moving FASTER THAN MERCURY. We can even stop to visit NO-LIFE RECORDS for all the latest cosmic hits. NUMBER 45 creates a NIGHTMARE OVER XENN-SKYE because this always was KADELL'S REALITY. A PERIPHERAL PENNY is the price to get you INTO AND BEYOND LANNOX. Through IMMORAL BONDAGE you will learn the meaning of THE SCOWL BEHIND THE SMILE. But beware of THE SNATCHDRAGON, a beast covered in beautiful NAKED COLORS. All of this is in YOUTH DECAY, a collection of short stories designed to make you feel young again even though you are so fucking old.
