Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You

Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You - The Tale of Bryant Adams

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Publisher's Synopsis

No one said being a wizard in Manhattan would be easy. No one warned me everyone would be trying to kill me either.

Things were going so well. I had a perfect girlfriend, a magical mentor, and had even learned to use magic without catching anything on fire. Sure, a demon squirrel mauled me a bit, and maybe I was living in a linoleum-filled den of despair, but compared to fleeing from death, life was really good. Then the Ladies, fate, and a lunch bag full of cash yanked the quiet life out from under my feet. Now the only chance of survival my friends and I have involves blood, lies, and breaking and entering.

If we survive this, I'm going to need a lot of therapy.


The Tale of Bryant Adams is a humorous paranormal survival story told in four books following the misadventures of a teen in New York City who opens a seemingly non-magical fire app on a phone and causes epic chaos of modern wizard proportions. What follows is a hilarious romp through (and under) the streets of Manhattan. Get ready to laugh out loud as Bryant faces mythical beasts, legendary witches, and worst of all...the horrors of high school.


The complete series of The Tale of Bryant Adams is now available, so get ready for a binge-worthy fantasy adventure!

Book information

ISBN: 9781733649452
Publisher: Ink Worlds Press
Imprint: Ink Worlds Press
Pub date:
Language: English
Number of pages: 252
Weight: 298g
Height: 203mm
Width: 133mm
Spine width: 19mm