Publisher's Synopsis
Folks around here would say that playing Batman is the pinnacle achievement for any actor's career. Poor Matt Damon has been left in the dust. he hasn't yet graced the screen as the Dark Knight. Matt plans to change that. All that is required is for others to see him, the way he sees himself- wearing that iconic cowl. Following a bar fight in his Bat costume, Bat Damon and Ben Affleck head to a bar where a robotic stranger tells the two of a mystical treasure in Europe in the form of Natalie Portman sunbathing topless on the beach. Well, in no time they are all on a plane and fully invested in this adventure of voyeurism; an adventure, which leads one character to become over come with passion and steal the line of Michael "Squints" Palledorous, "There she is; lotioning, oiling, oiling, lotioning- I can't take this no more! MOVE!"With the plot bent by passion, there is only one place that a conclusion can be found...At a mysterious Amusement Park; An Amusement Parkwith an extraordinary name!
