Publisher's Synopsis
News Satire is a wholly fictionalized set of rude, bawdy but very amusing news stories, sending up mainstream journalistic articles on topical issues, such as BREXIT, political and showbiz personalities, sex, money, religion, breasts and scrotal funk.Within these news stories the author lays bare the sordid sexual activities of modern couples and singles, exposes Government plans to have a 'National Purge Day' where people can kick the living fcuk out of other people with impunity, amongst other evil and immoral activities, providing both parties are in a public place; the author sends up the 'size does matter' philosophy, whilst denigrating Hollywood tough guys packing a "one-incher".The author mockingly examines the 'science of cockteasing' and its associated fashion options, the ever growing tendency towards a pube-less society, reports about a utopian UK society where the national financial reserves are distributed equally amongst the citizens much to the chagrin of the elite and the "I'm alright Jack!" community, as well as delineating radical social and political changes, including love-making and nudity being made legal in public (and morally praiseworthy!), and the legalization of all controlled substances.So go for a pee, make a brew and settle down for an unapologetic piss-take of modern mainstream journalism and its iconic themes and subjects. [WARNING: NOT TO BE READ BEFORE OPERATING MACHINERY OR DRIVING A MOVING VEHICLE AS MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. ONLY KIDDING!]ENJOY!
