Publisher's Synopsis
ROME TOO: What if Rome Never Fell? Caesar discovers the bicycle, and thus is able to use it to escape his assassination. Under continuing his guidance, Rome flourishes and survives to the present day. The problem is, people are getting so damn sick of all the sacrifices! This is a fast paced farce that sweeps up modern politics, political correctness and general mayhem and in the process makes absolutely no point whatsoever about anything. Shakespeare wrote "Much Ado About Nothing" - Well this novella has little to do about anything, excepting a cheap laugh. But read on dear reader, and see how Lord Rupus Murdochius and Trumpetous Orange, the Trumpinius Rex, carve up New Rome in their quest to watch it all fall down.
