Publisher's Synopsis
The Coloring Book of Stupid Flowers
By Cynthia Van Edwards
This is just a bunch of stupid-ass flowers looking stupid - like, maybe they're blowing in the wind, sitting there all dumb, waiting for bees to come over and hump them, or whatever it is that flowers do with bees when we aren't looking at them. Probably best just to color them and not ask too many questions that flowers would rather not answer. They're very suspicious those flowers.