Publisher's Synopsis
Oh Mama! (81,983 words) Charlie Peterton was a thirty-five year old bachelor who never got around to meeting girls or falling in love and certainly not getting married. Charlie was in a word "bland". He id collect fertility gods and goddesses as a hobby. His statue of Venus was a huge work of art, but they did the man no good whatsoever getting the man girls - until one day they did! Carol Pearson was the unlucky girl that the goddesses chose for Charlie. Love came with one kiss and marriage followed far too quickly. Pregnancy with quintuplets was next as it seemed that the gods and goddesses were in charge of their procreative juices and they simply could do nothing else but work their way through the alphabet picking out baby names! And who said that the old fertility gods were not real?
