Publisher's Synopsis
Enjoy this collection of classic kids jokes. I have put together over 400 jokes that I enjoyed when I was growing up (and just the CLEAN ones by the way). You can now share them with the children in your life. Thank you for checking this book out, and I hope you and yours love it. From The Book: "Question: Where do orcas go to hear music? Answer: Orca-stras! Question: What do you call a fish that is missing an eye? Answer: FSH. Question: What do you do when your dog chews a dictionary? Answer: Take the words out of its mouth! Question: Why do pandas like old movies? Answer: Because old movies are black and white. Question: What do you call a cold dog that is sitting on a bunny? Answer: A chili-dog on a bun. Question: Why do some fish live in salt water? Answer: Because pepper makes them sneeze! Question: What do you call a crocodile that steals? Answer: A crook-odile"
