Publisher's Synopsis
What makes you bad-mannered? Do you want to see people being rude and unrefined? Or see folks being discourteous, impertinent, uncouth, brazen, raunchy, loutish, churlish, boorish, ungracious, cheeky, impudent, impolite, insolent, loud-mouthed, coarse, tacky, vulgar, bawdy, cheap, disrespectful, ill-bred, rough, charmless, indelicate, graceless, insipid, sophomoric, undignified, crummy, chintzy, inferior, uncultured, barbaric, tasteless, cheesy, or gross? Do you need a guide to bad manners for men and for women? Are you disturbed by images of international urination? What is Action Yoga? Is it for you? Does the idea of cocktail poetry excite you? Do you hunger for "art" from the New Century Dada movement? Is it a dog-eat-dog world? Especially for cats? Would you like statistical evidence on the incidence of party manner fouls? Can you find all the differences? Are you interested in terrible recipes and menus? Do you want to train for America's number one career choices? Do you want to see some party time mischief? Can you be a bar bet winner? How do you know when you're having a bad day? Do you need dozens of new names for ugly or disagreeable babies? Are you passionate about untrue defamatory factoids? What does Detective Trixie have to say? What about hot dogs? Do you enjoy flamboyant emotional display? Don't you want to see Dada-based automatic pictures, visual poetry, and cocktails? Have you seen nor smelled no evil? If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous mixture of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of bad-mannered mobs of relatives and literary agents, Mug and Mali gave birth to this new volume of odorous miscellany. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Mug & Mali's Big Book of Bad Manners" is impudent, yet sophomoric, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lick Salt" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy!
