Publisher's Synopsis
Do you want to drink evil, foul cocktails? Do you want to recite delightless cocktail poetry while downing a horrid shot, (say a "Warm Urine Sample," "Week-Ender," or a "Zombie Penguin")? Look inside: Drink a festering "Mug Island Iced Tea" along with this: "Drink deep along with me! Our buzz is yet to be. The End of Day, for which The Happy Hour was made." Try this with an award-losing "Double Agent Orange" Martini: "To keep your cocktails brimming With rum in the rummy cup, Whenever you're dry, admit it; Whenever you're drunk, shut up." Recite this verse during the consumption of three daunting "Obliviators: " "For this is wisdom: to drink, to live, To take what fate, or the barman may give. To ask no question, to make no prayer, To kiss the glass and caress what's there, Speed bed spins' flow as you drain your cup, To have, -- to hold, -- and in time, -- throw up." Including somewhere between three million and three hundred cocktail recipes, this book contains new and classic cocktails from Mug & Mali, as well as untrue factoids, strong cocktail-induced reactions, and other bits of monkey business. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Mug & Mali's Devilish Cocktail Concoctions, Mug & Mali's Miscellany Volume 21," is imprudent yet foolish, rivaling such books as, "A Field Guide to Detestable Fauna," and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. This is a work of humor and satire, and has not been endorsed by Abraham Lincoln, Bill Gates, or Eleanor Roosevelt. Enjoy!
