Publisher's Synopsis
Within these cheaply bound, badly fonted, awfully laid out, mucky pages you will find words so foul you may want to be sick having read them out in your man or woman mind. Stories of perversion, leather barges, sex mules, faded actors, a weather man who choked to death on his own wig, gangsters, drunkards, oily scum bags, lost souls, warehouse dwelling odd balls, post office workers with sex tips and general, all round weirdo berks. Yes these stories come from a perverted mind; but I have to say that I was addicted to malt loaf and chalk when I wrote these vile tales, so strap yer sen in and let loose. Stories: The Hunt for the Mayor of Smoochyville, The Murder of Wiggy Wheaton, Who Killed Beaky Wilson, The Snatcher, You Only Live Once Thank Goodness.Plus poems, artwork and Daily Love Sponge newspaper cuttings...
