Publisher's Synopsis
Everything was normal until Nick came across the talking pencil. He hadn't even known pencils could talk in the first place.
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Calli sighed. "My name's Calliope, but you can call me Calli. Calli Eclipse." A last name I must share with a sister who tried to kill me multiple times.
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Archie stared at him. "How did you get up there so fast? And my name is Archibald Magnus Ingared the 142, winner of the worst wizard EVER, twenty years running!"
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Calli has been trapped on the island of Baraka for what was two years in her life--but was actually two decades. When she learns about the Evil snake named Salim who is trying to create a fictional army to take over the worlds, Calli has to take action. She teams up with Nick, the mischievous kid who fell to her island after touching a blackboard, and Archie, the wizard who is really bad at spells, but actually pretty good at comic relief. They battle clichEd lava monsters, meet funny people, and add an opinionated wolf, a small dragon, and a sad frog to their team.
Calli's story will take readers into a place of confusing worlds, including a land of lava and a backwards planet, wizards, talking pets, and a chipmunk who turns people Evil.
Hopefully you'll laugh in this fantasy fiction book by an author who had no idea what she was doing when she wrote this.
