Publisher's Synopsis
All the hilarious short stories of The Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles Series in one complete volume!
Deidre finds herself out of a job, out of luck, and out of time. The rent is past due, and the list of her employable skills is smaller than her checking account balance. Hope comes in the form of Betsy Riddle of the Bullseye Employment Agency who gives Deidre one shot at staying out of a fast food restaurant uniform.
A mysterious gentleman with certain "peculiarities" is seeking a housekeeper.
Deidre squeezes into her only nice pair of slacks, tames her wild orange hair, and starts off for the job interview that will either change her life....or end it.
Thus begins Deidre's hilarious adventures as the housekeeper of a cranky vampire.
Nathaniel is unliving proof that tempers don't always sweeten with age. He stubbornly clings to his gramophone, insists on wearing a cape to meet guests, considers the television to be "witch magic," and gets murderous when his prune juice runs low.
The Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles, Vol. 1 includes five fast-paced and humorous short stories and a novella that follow Deidre as she struggles to keep on the right side of her boss's fangs, clean a haunted mansion where the walls bleed on a daily basis, and catch the eye of a certain hunky wereferret.
Fill with a kaleidoscope characters from inept poltergeists, smelly zombies, chatty ninjas, obese werefrogs, and senior citizen vampire hunters...this series has it all! Each story builds upon the last, adding more laughs, more action, and more adventure to Deidre's world.
Deidre is an unlikely, enjoyable, and very human heroine who proves that being a vampire's housekeeper doesn't have to suck. Don't miss out on a single story in The Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles series with this great collection.
Includes:
PART ONE: EMPLOYMENT INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE PART TWO: THE VAMPIRE HUNTER COMES TO CALL PART THREE: DUEL WITH THE WEREFROG PART FOUR: WHEN NINJAS AND VAMPIRES COLLIDE PART FIVE: DEATH IN THE FAMILY PART SIX: APPRENTICESHIP WITH A VAMPIRE
