Publisher's Synopsis
It's best to tell a Sporty Girl
That she's the one for you
Cos if you don't
She'll grab your wrist
And break your arm in two
Purple Ronnie's Little Book of Girls is full of all sorts of secrets about girls, gleaned through extensive research by Purple Ronnie. For example, posh girls always give each other very embarrassing nicknames such as Flopsy and Pooey, and girly girls always cry when they get married. It is a perfect stocking filler for girls to keep, or to give to the boys in their lives.
