Publisher's Synopsis
In Garfield's Guide to Everything, the philosophizing fat cat weighs in on a whole kit and caboodle of subjects, from ecology to astrology, Shakespeare to stupidity.
Sleep - "The best 18 hours of my day"
Coffee - "Mother Nature's Jumper Cables"
Dogs - "They contain 90% of the world's drool supply."
Love - "…is splitting the last piece of pizza."
Exercise - "My favorite spectator sport."
Mondays - "The armpit of days."
Golf - "That's Scottish for 'AAARGH!'"