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The Matewix

The Matewix

Hardback (20 Oct 2003)

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Publisher's Synopsis

Utterly unauthorised, utterly silly spoof of The Matrix trilogy.

The Matewix is a hilarious adventure starring the ineffectual computer geek Newo.

This book has none of the action of the film, or more specifically it's a story of a nerd who couldn't get any action. Our hero has a rather bad speech impediment, which gets him into all sorts of twuble in a world that's not quite what it seems.

`If you take the Red pill, Newo, there is no going back. You will leave the Matewix and enter a world more real to you than you can possibly imagine. But Newo; if you take the Blue pill you will sustain an erection for up to twelve years.You must decide Newo.'

Newo stared long and hard at the pills. Then reached out his hand, `I'll take them both', he said and eagerly gobbled them down whole.

About the Publisher

HarperCollins Entertainment

Book information

ISBN: 9780007176908
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Imprint: HarperCollins Entertainment
Pub date:
DEWEY: 823.914
DEWEY edition: 21
Language: English
Number of pages: 282
Weight: 203g
Height: 166mm
Width: 126mm
Spine width: 24mm