Publisher's Synopsis
If you want to verbally destroy your friends, family, and co-workers with hilarious comebacks, then read on...
Looking for ego-stinging one liners that will disarm even the most sarcastic jokester?
Want quick retorts to use on your nitpicky boss, nagging girlfriend, or braindead roommate?
Tired of getting picked on by chumps, but can't seem to find the words to create a proper comeback?
If so, 450 One Line Insults and Put Downs is for you because it was written by comedians that specialize in ouch-worthy insults, raunchy retorts, and well-crafted comebacks.
Imagine having tons of hilarious responses at your disposal next time someone tries to pick you fight with you!
This book is different because it is jam packed with adult content that is ACTUALLY funny.
✓ Do you come with an off button?
✓ I'd explain it to you, but I don't have the time or the crayons.
✓ Did you ask Santa for a new face?
✓ I wish I could mark you as spam.
✓ You sound smarter with your mouth closed.
And so much more!
