Publisher's Synopsis
It is one aspect of writing an autobiography, that the last chapter will be written by someone else, if at all. In this sense, this book may have an unresolved feeling, as I did not die before contacting a publisher and my story goes on. While the chronology is sometimes inaccurate (the poker game in chapter four is an amalgam of several such games), this is a description of a subjective reality, which the Deadpool cartoon is not. I am not Deadpool and this is my story as I wish to tell it.