Publisher's Synopsis
Ruben is no push-over, not a loser, but he is always ready to help. So after he rushes to the aid of a garish woman screaming in her apartment, he avoids career complications by rejecting her half-price thank-you offer. After Luanne, the proprietress of the woman's escort agency, calls to throw in more discounts, Ruben becomes her 24/7 confidante, often bantering late on school nights, plotting how the average lonely guy would be able to finance a girlfriend at least twelve times a year. Note: Although the story is not explicitly intended to shock the reader, the reader should be aware that explicit language and descriptions are used to suggest the reality that Ruben does encounter.
