Publisher's Synopsis
Catherine Elizabeth Clay was born on June 1st and lives in Los Angeles with her teenage son. She lives with a brain tumor you get to age with, an arachnoid cyst, over her pituitary gland that caused her to come so hard she hit the ceiling. "The Gentle Art of Female Ejaculation AKA How to Fuck Like a Porn Star" OneOpinionatedBitch.Com/I/love/sex was written in 1997 for "the Post Feminist Playground" for the naysayers of the power of the pussy and Skene's gland that caused a girl to "squirt". "Resistance Training (pushing down on someone when they are inside you) grows both muscles to give you a better sex life. "While sexspurts were spurting I was out in the field staging many a fucking battles vs my husband. He grew bigger, my cunt grew stronger and we had a very satiating sex life that has caused these books to be a must have for your sexual bible "It took me 50 years to truly come out of the closet because I saw how fame can fuck you up and I wasn't emotionally equipt to handle it until now." Her muses have been Venus, Aphrodite, Marilyn Monroe (same birthday!), single black mothers who came before me, Anais Nin, Anne Frank, Madonna, Rita Rudner, Sydney Schultz, all those famous and infamous cunts that came before me as well as all my mothers before me, especially my own. She taught me the value of having many lovers by not having them as well as a lust for life!
