1,000 One Liners About My Wife's "Fan Club"

Marriage is a beautiful journey full of love, laughter, and if you're anything like me the occasional realization that your wife has more admirers than a celebrity at a fan convention. That's right, whether it's the barista who remembers her coffee order a little too perfectly, the mechanic who suddenly turns into a stand-up comedian when she walks in, or the mysterious online "friend" who only comments with heart emojis, my wife has a fan club, and I'm just the guy who married the headliner.

This book is a collection of 1,000 one liners about my wife's unofficial, yet highly dedicated, fan base. Each joke is a reminder that no matter how much I love her, I'm apparently not alone. From the harmless flirtations to the full-on groupies, this book is my way of laughing through the reality that my wife might just be a rock star, and I'm the roadie who carries the groceries.

So, if you've ever found yourself wondering why your wife gets free appetizers but your order always gets messed up, or why every service worker in town suddenly grows a six-pack when she walks by, this book is for you. Let's celebrate the humor in marriage, the joys of playful jealousy, and the undeniable truth that some men are just builtto be the husband of a superstar.

Now, grab a seat, enjoy the show, and try not to take it too personally if your wife's "fan club" is bigger than yours