Publisher's Synopsis
Nuts. Entertaining. Laugh-out-loud funny. It's clear why this calendar is the most giftable, most pleasurable, and strangest. Share the baffling bombast, hysterical malapropisms, muddled metaphors, and just shockingly stupid statements of sports stars, singers, actors, and, of course, politicians. Plus enlightening newspaper headlines: "Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link." And helpful advice from a chain saw manual: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
