Publisher's Synopsis
This is a book about nothing. There are thousands of books about something. This is not one of those books.
The author (me) believes this book is cool because you can start anywhere. Start at the end and go backwards if you want. It doesn't matter because there is no clearly defined beginning or end. It's just a collection of silly thoughts I compiled drunk on red wine most of the time. I wrote this book to get the experience of publishing a book. If you can't stand it and HAVE to know what this book is all about (which is nothing) you can download a sample and it will give you a pretty good idea of the gist of the book. Spoiler alert: There is no gist.