Publisher's Synopsis
Art? Literature? Those words will mean nothing to you when you read this because this (AKA Magic Worlds of Magic by Mike "Doctah Pussay" Talbot) is quite possibly the all-time greatest work of fiction, ever....... WRITTEN!!HERE'S WHAT THE CRITICS SAID: Jim Rockhill: "[Doctah Pussay] is: a master of paradox ('I looked as a servant, headless; handless came and bound me with a rope.'), a writer equal in expression to Homer (Simpson) ('The next few hours were the most painful ever, '), (c)...a master of comic deflation ('When I could bear the pain no more he spoke again and said, "It is finished?" / "Can I go home?" I repeaded.'), and a manipulator of words perhaps unequalled since James Joyce (or Lewis Carroll) ('that black more ass.')[.]"John Pelan: "In twenty years as a professional editor I've never read anything quite like this. Whatever your expectations of this work may be, rest assured that they cannot possibly prepare you adequately for this reading experience. Mike Talbot is most certainly in a league by himself!"Mark Rainey: "Whew. My muscley skeleton is full of eels."Richard Magrath: "I think he's the closest thing to genius we've ever seen on this board. It's like James Joyce wrote the novelisation of a Sam Raimi Mythos film originally scripted by William S Burroughs, on the day that free drugs were given out. It's like the sequel to Un Chien Andalou. How many a.h.c posts have been so powerful that, to borrow the writer's own words, "tears streamed forth from my eyes, and I cried long and hard until my nose was snotty and my breath was coming in gulps"?"Once in a generation, a book is published which changes the course of humanned history forever. One incomparable author, Mike "Doctah Pussay" Talbot has been churning out horrific storys of beauty which open sprawling vistas of amazingness to all who are able to comprehend them. Are YOU able to comprehend them? There is no choice: you MUST find out. All people everywhere MUST learn whether they are to be changed by the truest, scaryest, most transcendent art of Doctah Pussay. No one is immune to it, and we are all entered of a new era of understanding. For if ever a human being comprehended the truth and turned it into the pure, molten beauty of literature, that person was, is, and ever shall be, Mike "Doctah Pussay" Talbot, a seriously amazing writer whose text transforms the very fabric of space and tim. Nobody knows just how world changing his storys are because anyone still alive in this year was either already alive in 2001 when the stories were written or they were born after into the already changed wolrd! If you think you know fiction than think again!!!! These stories are obviously of compare on the level to H.p. Lovecraft, J. Sheridan LeFaneua, Arthur Machen, Robert W. Chambers, etc. Nobody has ever written a book as brilliand or life changing as this and you will probably never be the same after you: ....READ IT! You think it was life changing to read that effective habits of high people book? You think it was life changing to tidy up? You think you learned the secret and that was life changing?WRONGO! This book is too scarey for most people but if you can stick with it... Then you'll see just how much dark and evil slimey things live behind the fabric of the universe, waiting to come through the page....to KILL YO.Magic Worlds of Magic has 12 amazing storyes and 24 incredable STORIE SHORTS! for a total of A LOT OF ART! AND IT'S ALL SOOOOO FRIGHTENING YOU WILL PROBABLY NOT EVER BE ABLE TO SLEEP AGAIN LIKE A NORMAL PERSON FOR FEAR THAT THE DEVLISH DEPTHS OF SNOT AND MONSTERS WILL SWALLOW YOU UP WHILST YOU ARE LAYING IN YOUR BED SLEEPING. BUT THAT WONT HAPPEN JUST BECAUSE YOU READ THIS BOOK BECAUSE ITS ONLY FICTION HOWEVER AMAZING IT IS.DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND FIX YOUR LIFE AND PUNCH A HOLE IN THE UNIVERSE TO LET THE OUTSIDE IN BY BUYING THIS BOOK TODAY AND ALSO READIGN IT.
