Publisher's Synopsis
Adventures and misadventures meet in this broad and satisfying blend of short stories: a cheating wife done up like a dog's dinner, a pensioner who chooses a cheesy chest wig, a cannibal farm, a self-employing salesman, a Nissan GT-R that overhauls the law, coffins that roam, a diamond thief who bails out but can't stop, a poltergeist cat, news that changes lives or shortens them, a Mafia murder, a haunted cellar, a devil made of modelling clay, a lonely student, dark fairytales and the canine capers of Sniggerty Poo, the last thing anyone expects...