How to Eat Like a Republican, or Hold the Mayo, Muffy, I'm Feeling Miracle Whipped Tonight

How to Eat Like a Republican, or Hold the Mayo, Muffy, I'm Feeling Miracle Whipped Tonight

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Publisher's Synopsis

This is part cookbook, part how-to for non-Republicans, part payback ("Thanks, Mom, for all the swell tricks with Lipton Onion Soup Mix"), and part sheer revenge, as in for one horrifying night when the author was invited to dinner by a coven of Democrats under the pretext of eating a decent whole roasted prime tenderloin and was cruelly served a whole roasted baby tuna. Her date, a Republican fish-hater (a Republican redundancy, by the way, see Chapter 3, Fish), memorably reacted by getting dead drunk and passing out at the table with his face in the tuna. This capriciously organized collection of the kinds of homey recipes Republicans grow up on pays little regard to attribution, since, in the words of the author, "Nobody ever remembers where the recipe originally came from anyway."

Book information

ISBN: 9780812971026
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Imprint: Villard
Pub date:
DEWEY: 641.50207
DEWEY edition: 22
Language: English
Number of pages: 160
Weight: 278g
Height: 233mm
Width: 154mm
Spine width: 11mm