Publisher's Synopsis
According to Mum, it was only brainless films stars who got married these days. It certainly wasnÆt something to be considered before a woman hit her thirties, and even then it was a pretty risky idea. Half way through a school-friendÆs funeral, 14-year-old Elin has an epiphany. LifeÆs too short to waste on school - she wants to get married! Using her GCSE syllabus as a model, Elin embarks on a covert operation to be married by the time sheÆs 16 û a quest that will take her from the Arctic Circle to the wilds of Southern Ireland. As she researches sex, ways of becoming a æWoman of MaturityÆ and how to analyse men using Microsoft Excel, she discovers that transforming from æAÆ grade student into æAÆ grade wife is tough û particularly when everyone thinks sheÆs going mad. But ElinÆs not the sort of girl to be put off û even when the guy she picks up on the Internet turns out to be anything but Mr Right . . .
