Publisher's Synopsis
Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras, bestselling authors of the scathingly funny Unusually Stupid Americans and Unusually Stupid Celebrities, now set their bipartisan sights on the hallowed halls of the United States government. Unusually Stupid Politicians exposes the mind-boggling but true political mishaps, missteps, and miscues that have even the savviest spin doctors shaking their heads and saying No comment. Sections include Extreme Hairsplittingsuch as when Florida governor Jeb Bush, after being accused of hiding in a closet from rampaging Democrats, denied the allegation completely, stating that it was actually a boiler room Brilliant and Innovative Ideas from The Pentagon like their groundbreaking Gay Bomb, their Bad Breath Inducing halitosis weapon and their plans to enlist The Three Stooges in the fight against terror. Creative Political Excusessuch as I just discovered Im Jewish and its a Holy Day,used by Senator George Allen, who, after learning of his Jewish heritage, got out of a Senate hearing to observe Yom Kippur The Most Egregiously Large Political Egosmeasured in standard Chuck Schumer Ego Units (CSEUs)This hilarious and eye-opening expos gives awards for How I Blew My Campaign and Worst Campaign Ad, and shares a list of candidates endorsed by God, as well as a list of those who lost because of Satan. So turn off C-SPAN and quit text-messaging congressional pagesyoure about to learn what the definition of is is.From the Trade Paperback edition.
