Publisher's Synopsis
From business consultant (someone who is paid a small fortune and gets to wear a Prada suit for saying what you and your colleagues have been saying for years in the office kitchen) and glamping (sleeping in a tent on a Cath Kidston lilo) to child expert (whatever it is you're doing, you're doing it all wrong) and Christmas bestseller (a book you would never dream of buying for yourself but it is somehow felt to be suitable for relatives and people you don't like very much), 'Don't Mention It' is the essential bullshit survival guide.
